Monday, April 24, 2006

Lego my Bible

First, the Danes got all up in Islam's Kool-Aid with the Mohammed cartoons.

Now they're taking a crack at Christianity.

Well, sort of. Check out The Brick Testament. It's basically the Holy Bible, done in Legos. Pretty extensive and well-done if you ask me. And a bit irreverent, of course. But fairly accurate from what I've seen so far - and I'm definitely no Bible scholar. (h/t: Medium At Large)

Some parts are pretty explicit. Because, um, the Bible tends to get pretty explicit in some areas, too. Like the Old Testament. Plenty of stories about (and instructions regarding) stuff like rape, incest, homosexuality, bestiality, and when to stone your children to death. Especially in the Law section, which covers books like Leviticus and Deuteronomy (the harsh stuff they use to scare kids in Sunday School). Like here, where it says you'll essentially become a zombie if you don't obey all of God's laws...
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So I'm guessing we'll start seeing large groups of outraged Christians following the example of their enlightened Muslim brethren, burning down KFC restaurants, torching Danish flags, and destroying statues of Ronald McDonald. Right?

No? Oh well. There's still plenty to enjoy in both Old and New Testaments.

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Uh oh. Looks like I'm in trouble already...

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