Yesterday was quite a long day. Not just for traci and me, who spent most of the day in the car driving to College Station and back, but also for traci's son, Chris, who just completed his Freshman Orientation Week. He's a freshman in the Corps of Cadets at Texas A&M University, where he will be studying to be an aerospace engineer in the U.S. Air Force. And here's an interesting little fact: the A&M Corps of Cadets form the largest uniformed body of students outside the U.S. military academies!
All first-year cadets at A&M are known as "fish" by their upperclassmen, and yesterday was an event where the parents had a chance to come down and visit their new cadets, see their dorms and witness the beginning of their transformation from civilians into commissioned officers in the military. It's called "fish Fry," connecting the freshmen nickname with what is served for dinner.
The drive from Dallas is typically 3 1/2 hours, but on our way down we got stopped in some kind of nasty traffic snarl. Slowdowns aren't so much unusual, but this was an absolute standstill for the better part of an hour. Apparently, there was some kind of horrific accident, to the degree that they weren't even allowing cars to pass by on the shoulder or in the grass to bypass it. While we sat there wasting gasoline, three gigantic semi-sized tow trucks drove by us on the shoulder so there must have been several trucks involved. By the time we got there, we could only see one semi on its side and two of the other tow trucks were gone. I couldn't find anything in the news about it today, so I can only imagine what must have happened.

Luckily, we left early enough that we still made it in plenty of time for the Fish Fry. traci was absolutely ecstatic to be there, and her expressions throughout the day were absolutely precious. I don't think kids on Christmas Eve could look as excited.

We walked around the quadrangle at A&M where all the cadets have their dorms. Each one features a gigantic flag on the outside of the building and several large plaques designating which units are housed therein. We found Chris' dorm shortly before his unit came pouring out for the main formation. When they leave the building together, they have to run out with their hands over their heads, shouting at the top of their lungs.

After waiting a while for all the squads to form up, the units all marched by for review, much to the delight of the friends and family who had gathered in the quadrangle.

After the review, the battalion was dismissed to mingle with family. When we found Chris, traci was on the verge of tears (of happiness). She was SO proud!

We then got a chance to visit with traci's little fish (well, not SO little) and hear him describe – in a very hoarse voice – all they've been doing and learning over the past 5 days. For instance:
Instead of thinking, fish "cogitate," as in "fish Jones cogitates it's going to rain." Questions from upperclassmen are to be answered with one of the five fish answers, "Yes, Sir!" "No, Sir!" "No excuse, Sir!" "(Class Year), Sir!" or (said very quickly): "Sir, not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy I hesitate to articulate for fear that I might deviate from the true course of rectitude. In short, Sir, I am a very dumb fish, and do not know, Sir!"
We also got a chance the see their dorm rooms. They weren't as small as I thought they'd be – about the same size as my freshman dorm room – but they were still pretty spartan. Good thing though, they have their own sink in the room. That'll help in the mornings! But no doubt, things will be changing very drastically for fish Melton over the next few weeks.

During dinner, the cadets demonstrated their newly-learned A&M "yells" to everyone. They're not called "cheers", but that's essentially what they are. I look forward to seeing and hearing thousands of rabid Aggie fans doing these yells at future football games.

While fish Melton and his buddy were doing their yells, I just HAD to snap a quick picture of traci, as I thought her expression was just precious. She was so impressed and excited (I was too, of course, but I didn't have that "mommy" factor). I'm very proud of Chris' motivation, his dedication to his country, and his commitment to excellence. He's going to achieve great things!

After dinner, we walked around campus a little bit and fish Melton showed us a couple of the statues of A&M founding officers. Cadets and students place pennies on the feet of the monuments, a custom I had never seen before. But hey, I thought all the tradition was impressive. Sadly, it was time for us to leave. And I could tell fish Melton was going to sleep very well that night.
The drive back to Dallas was a beatdown, winding through pitch-black Texas roads. But at least the trip was uneventful and we got home safe and sound (with the help of some Metallica on the CD player). It sure will be interesting to see how these fish mature over the next few months, especially when we return to watch a football game soon. Gig 'em, Aggies!